Libation Emporium

*remembers how much MJ rocks and sends her a Bacardi 151 shot with a Red Stripe chaser*

 

If you're going to send her a rum shot to go with her Jamaican beer, you kinda have to send her Wray and Nephews instead of Bacardi, Dew. Besides, that shit will knock her dick in the dirt (can you say that about a woman?) and we need a laugh around here. For that matter, send me one too, and I'll join her.

 

I'm cheap. I never heard of Wray and Nephews but it sounds like it's more than 5 bucks a shot.
2 dicks in the dirt? There's a joke in there somewhere, but I'm gonna let this one go

Cheap shot coming your way

 

I sure could use a drink about now.

 

Well the Wray and Nephews might just knock the snoot out of her. She could use that right know with the cold she's araging.

 

I will stick to a cold beer. Anything more would be wasted on me, my taste buds are shot. Even though I can't taste anything due to this cold, Nyquil still tastes horrible. But that stuff works.

 

and it contains alcohol.

 

Yeah, there's always that....

 

Pole dance.

 

I would 'cept I have a sore knee.

 

No. It's an alligator bite.

 

I just stepped on my hand. Ouch.

 

I need a drink. A very very very very very very large drink. Who's pouring?

 

Beer please. 631 oz pitcher with a straw, please.