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Time for a bedtime story?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Eddie729, Mar 8, 2009.

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    Eddie729

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    Once upon a time, in a far away land, there was a beautiful pincess. She lived in a huge .......
     
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    Mary Jane

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    Bedtime story??

    Just how many hours ahead did you set your clocks, Ed-o?
     
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    glass house. She was a kind and considerate young maiden because people in glass houses shouldn't throw......

    (Get with the program, Miss Mary Jane!)
     
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    Forrest

    Forrest Really Neat

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    shouldn't throw...

    tantrums. Besides, she was 18 now and far too grown up to thrash around on the floor screaming. Now all she was interested in is....
     
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    butterflies and beetles that are considered sexual stimulant for...
     
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    Whack jobs and psychos
     
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    Whack jobs and psychos .....

    and bears. Oh my! :eek: Not to mention her cat named Buffy who boarded a train heading to ......
     
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    heading to...

    the streets of Philadelphia, where Buffy hoped she would finally find her .....
     
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    Jon

    Jon Mmmm... bulbophyllum...

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    finally find her...

    biological mother. Buffy heard she was living in the...
     
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    ...was living in the...

    most unusual place she had ever heard of; a place called Moshulu. Sheeba, Buffy's mom, had taken up residence there a few years ago after hooking up with Ant'ny. Ah....Ant'ny....what a fellow! He had a.....
     
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    brothel which he had been trying to get her to work since she was a wee lass. Now that she was 18 she.....
     
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    Jon

    Jon Mmmm... bulbophyllum...

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    Now that she was 18...

    she could finally settle down on his lap. She was, afterall, a cat. Ant'ny had always taken care of Buffy. One time, Buffy got into...
     
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    One time, Buffy got into...

    ....trouble. She was, after all, a cat. Up on the counters and peeing on all the chairs. She even made off with Ant'ny's rhinestone thong. The very one he got .....
     
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    The very one he got...
    ... From winning a limbo contest. Little did he know that thong had the power to help Buffy's princess...
     
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    Eddie729

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    had the power to help Buffy's princess...

    win the heart of a handsome (but stupid) Prince. The Prince (named Biff) was heir to the kingdom of .....
     
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    ...Badfashiononia, where everyone takes great pride in their ability to .......